Last night, I had no less than four different men buy me drinks. (Which totally explains the last post. I mean, I could hardly refuse a drink once it had been bought for me, could I? That would've been bad manners, & my mama raised me right.) Several of them (obviously brilliant, discerning individuals) spent the better part of the evening telling me how fabulous, charming & gorgeous I am. I should mention that one of these men is over seventy & another is of questionable sexual orientation. And I don't know what I should be more upset about - the fact that this is now the demographic that I appeal to, or that over the course of the evening my husband repeatedly asked what I did / said to these men to make them so taken with me. I may be a lush, but doesn't that sound like an insult to you?
Labels: rants and raves
3 Comments:
I'm thinkin' he's just jealous cause no one bought HIM drinks! And..this scenario just means you're appealing to ALL demographics. I mean come on..look at you! :)
P.S. PAA looks like a fabulous place!
Thos 70 year olds are nasty old men LOL Did they take out their dentures to drink?
Kimmy, you are SO good for my ego. And also a master of the "spin", something I truly appreciate.
Mrs. M, actually the 70-year-old had lovely manners and was absolutely fascinating. Who knew I have a thing for (much) older men??
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