Where Did I Pack the Wine?

Remember how I discussed my boss? About how he's a sexual harassment case waiting to happen? And how my work environment is toxic? And how I can't wait to quit? Well, I didn't think it was possible, but it has gotten markedly worse during the past week. I don't want to delve into the details, because that would require that I relive the whole mind-numbing, soul-crushing mess. I also don't want to talk about how my house isn't officially sold yet, or about the obscene amount of money we spent on paint this week, or about why I packed all of the liquor and books and anything else of any vague importance already, and yet my bathing suits, formalwear & evening bags are all readily accessible. (Perhaps I am hoping to be surprised with a cruise?) And finally, I am not going to discuss the mountains of snow that fell on us within the past few days, or the negative-twenty-degrees-without-the-wind-chill temperatures, which appeared just in time for us to attempt to move. But I will share the worst part of the past week: I haven't had the time to read any blogs.

I KNOW! Horrible, right? But at least that explains why I am four days behind on One-Word Sarcomical Sunday #4. (One word answers only!)

• Feeling: Shredded
• Thinking About: Moving
• Your Family History: Complicated
• The Last Person You Had "Words" With: Boss
• Want To Fly Away To: Beach
• Hate the Sight Of: Office
• The Sport Whose Players Turn You On: Hockey
• Favorite Color Ink: Black
• American Idol Judge Who Irritates You Most: Randy
• Place You Thought Monsters Hid When You Were Little: Basement
• Favorite Spice or Herb: Basil
• What You Like for Breakfast: Bacon
• Your Living Room Couch: Beckoning
• Most Recent Purchase: Paint
• Hours You Typically Sleep On Weeknights: Sevenish
• Something You Dislike: Ignorance
• A Favorite Color: Green
• Your Snack When Willpower Is Nonexistent: Doughnuts
• Your Bedsheets: Striped
• The Part of Your Face You Scrunch Most Often: Nose
• The Last Thing You Thought Was Funny: Cheesoning
• What You're Going To Do Now: Sleep

Good night!