Proof That I am the Normal One Here

Co-worker
I'm running out for a little bit.

Me
Okay.

Co-worker
I'll be back in about 20 minutes.

Me
Okay.

Co-worker
School just let out & I have to go hide.

Me
(Stop working & turn to look at co-worker, certain that I have misunderstood her.)

Co-worker
Someone keeps knocking over the snowmen in my front yard
& I think it's one of the neighborhood kids.

Me
. . .

Co-worker
So I'm going to hide in my neighbor's yard & try to catch them.

Me
. . .

Co-worker
Otherwise, I'll have to stay up all night tonight to do it.

Me
(Suddenly understand how it is possible that this woman had
an accident with a parked car. Twice.)