Utterly Brilliant Thoughts: I Should've Ordered Pizza
I Should've Ordered Pizza
Two fortune cookies came with my General Tso's today. They read:

Keep your plans secret for now.
Someone can read your mind.

Wait, what? Don't they seem to . . . cancel each other out somehow? And I didn't even know I had plans. Does that mean that someone knows about my plans before I do? Or that I should keep my plans secret even from myself? I'm so confused.

It was also quite possibly the worst Chinese food I have ever had.

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